Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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