singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My dick has a subreddit
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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