Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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