Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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