doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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