I want to stick my p in your. b.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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