her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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