Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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