Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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