I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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