You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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