goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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