Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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