Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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