I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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