dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
His hands were made for my vagina.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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