Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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