i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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