Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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