I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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