maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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