Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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