My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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