that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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