Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
