um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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