hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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