some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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