how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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