THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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