bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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