This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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