worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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