Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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