i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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