I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
