whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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