just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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