can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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