Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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