What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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