Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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