Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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