Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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