does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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