He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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