His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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