I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My life is pants optional.
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