Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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