but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
True college students do jello shots in the library
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
