just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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