READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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