I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I will be naked everywhere
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize
