youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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