my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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