Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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