In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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